sweaty armpits!

so i think i'm going to ask my doctor for drysol. this is getting ridiculous. i think i could keep several small potted plants alive with the liquid that comes from my underarms. every white shirt that i have bought within the last year has DISGUSTING looking yellow stains, usually after about three or four times of wearing them. and my shirts are always damp when i take them off at the end of the day. it's driving me crazy. plus, that's just gross when people have permanent wet spots under their arms, and suddenly I AM ONE OF THOSE GROSS PEOPLE. ew.