it's really simple:
1) i went to the car wash last friday
2) i wore white pants today (all the better for dirty water to sling up on when i walk)
3) i straightened my hair last night/this morning
put all those together, and voila! it RAINED today!
so next time there's only 90 days of water left in lake lanier, y'all just give me a call, you hear?