Thursday, January 10, 2008

ode to the fucker who blocked me in at sex, drug, rock 'n' roll, and music trivia tonight:

oh you...
you are a fucker
ass wipe.

bet you...
didn't think i'd make it
out of

that space

sucks for you
cause i have great friends
who are determined
and rock

it,
only took half an hour
to get...
my happy ass out of there

so what
if
my power steering
is shot
and my clutch too
(but not really--faked you ooooouuuuuuuuutttttttt) (<-long sustained high note)

i win
just on principle
and...


you get trash
from the dumpster
on your aaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss (<--really long sustained middle-to-low-ish vibrato note)



the end.



my clutch foot only hurts a little.....

2 comments:

Freddie Sirmans said...

Just browsing the internet. Very interesting blog. Great read.

Terri said...

That is quite possibly the best poem I've ever read. Truly, you are amazing. Jesse told me the story and it is fabulous. Wish I coulda been there! :)